Amy Farrah Fowler’s twin brother over there is 22-year-old Donald Waelde of Phoenix, Arizona. Police say that he placed an ad on craigslist in the missed connections section looking for a horse to ‘play with’. Waelde actually had someone respond to his ad. When he showed up to the meeting place a horse was there and everything. Except that the horse was a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office patrol horse and the man was an MCSO deputy. Prior to his arrest Waelde allegedly told the deputy that he wanted to have sex with the horse.
I’ve known some horse owners in my time and they all have one thing in common. They all adored their horses. I can’t imagine any horse owner out there thinking to themselves “I’m short on cash so I’m going to rent my horse out on craigslist so some stranger can fuck it.” Unless it’s someone who bought the animal for that particular reason.
Unfortunately bestiality is nothing new on craigslist. Hell, it’s not even new in Maricopa County. By my estimation this is their fourth arrest of an alleged craigslist animal fucker.
Since it’s a missed connections ad I wonder what it said. “You were grazing in your pen while I was behind a fence post with my pants around my ankles…” Again, nice userbase you have there craigslist.
UPDATE 4/27/2014: I don’t know why this is relevant but the media finds it necessary to tells us that Donald is transgender and identifies as a woman. The only thing that explains is why he looks like Mayim Bialik’s character from Big Bang Theory.
In an unrelated item according to those same reports say that Donald specifically wanted to fellate the horse.