New Heaven and Hell album in March or April:

“It sounds great,” Ronnie said of the self-produced set which he co-wrote with Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler during sessions in Los Angeles and England. “It’s a real cross-section of everything we’ve done, from Heaven and Hell through Mob Rules and Dehumanizer. I think there’s a lot of Dehumanizer in it, but a lot of other things, too, a real good blend of what this band has represented.”

And it will be the greatest ‘Black Sabbath’ album of all time.

All hail his name. \m/

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Why Smokers Can’t Quit Easily:

Every smoker knows it’s tough to kick the habit. In fact, just seeing a photo of someone smoking is enough for would-be quitters to ditch their best intentions and light up “just one more,” research now shows.

And it doesn’t help when quit smoking commercials are on the TV and radio every 5 minutes. Those make me want to smoke more than anything.

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Jade sent me this one…

Dear Friend,

I introduce myself as Kevin Barrett, finance director at ACCBank, Charlemont Place, Dublin, Ireland. A contracted staff of Perez and Hamilton contacted you earlier concerning Mr. Mohamed Abdul Ramah and an investment placed under our bank’s management 10 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently of our investigation and emphasize the reason of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In 1997, the subject matter; Mohamed came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had afinancial portfolio of Nine million United States dollars. After some time we did not hear from Mr Ramah again, I was then given the task to investigate his where about only to find out that he has died and he left no next of kin in his file, that is where you come in, I want you to act as the next of kin tothe deceased.

I explain more to you as soon as I get back your response with readiness to assist, for your assistance, you will have 35% of the funds and 65% goes to me.

I await your response. Please call me on Tel:+447045723529

Note: Do not at any time contact me through my official email or phone for

confidentiality.Please reply to my private email address:kevinbarrett1860@hotmail.com

Kevin

Even if this e-mail was ‘legit’ it sounds a lot like embezzlement to me.

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Ala. county passes Obama holiday:

This an actually an old story but I just heard it for the first time last week on NPR.

Perry County in Alabama have declared the 2nd Monday in November Barack Obama Day. It’s going to be a government holiday in the county.

Again I have to say while President-elect Obama’s election victory is historic he still hasn’t done anything worth declaring a holiday for. I honestly hope that he does but to do all these things now is incredibly premature.

While I’m at it what’s the big deal about Mr. Obama quitting smoking. He only smoked at most less than half a pack a day.

I used to smoke a pack of day and I’m trying to quit but you don’t see the New York Times writing articles about me.

All I’m saying is let’s see him actually do something before we nominate him for sainthood.

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Lawsuit would challenge oath, invocation:

Everyone’s favorite militant atheist is back in the news again. You may remember Michael Newdow from some years ago when he tried to get the phrase ‘under God’ removed from the Pledge of Allegiance citing his daughter was offended by it. Then it turned out that not only did he not have custody of his daughter but his daughter was a practicing Christian.

Well he’s back and now he’s going after…wait a sec…is this correct…he’s going after Barack Obama?

Michael Newdow believes references to God or religion are unconstitutional. He wants to remove the phrase “so help me God” from the oath of office and block the invocation prayer from Pastor Rick Warren.

At least he’s non-partisan. But again I have to ask all those wishing to do away with all the references to God exactly what religion is being endorsed by the government? Would that be Judaism, Islam, or one of the many variants of Christianity? And how are any of these words endorsing a state religion. There is no Church of America like there is a Church of England.

For someone who is supposed to be a lawyer Mr. Newdow doesn’t seem too bright.

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I present to you for the 8th year in a row, my wife’s favorite feature, the 2008 Trenchie Awards.

Best Movie: Without out a doubt The Dark Knight. What was even better than Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker was Aaron Eckhart’s role as Two-Face. Plus I liked how the writers handled The Joker’s origin as in they didn’t give him one.

Worst Movie: I didn’t see any bad movies this year so I’ll have to defer to my wife for this one and she says that it was The Happening. In her exact words. Ooooooh pissed off plants. She also said she’d have rather watched What’s Happening.

Best Album: This was a mediocre year for new albums so I have to give it to Eternal Flame by Yngwie Malmsteen’s Rising Force and that’s only because Tim ‘Ripper’ Owens does the vocals. The runner-up is Along Came a Spider by Alice Cooper. He’s back to his 70’s style and this was an awesome concept album about a fictional serial killer.

Worst Album: Nostradamus by Judas Priest. It’s not unlistenable just unmemorable.

Best TV Show: Thanks to BBC America I have become addicted to Top Gear. My addiction is so bad I now have to download the UK versions of the episode from Bit Torrent so I can get the most current and complete episodes and Jeremy Clarkson is my new hero.

Worst TV Show: Prototype This on Discovery. It’s just a rehashed version of Smash Lab which was a godawful show. If they’re going to build something cool don’t give them a time limit and just let them build it.

Best/Worst Wrestling Moments: Retired. I don’t watch enough wrestling anymore to keep up

Best Nintendo DS Game: I realized this year I’m only going to play DS games anymore since it allows me to watch/listen to the TV at the same time. I tried playing an older console game this year and it drove me nuts that the actual TV signal wasn’t on. Anyway the game of the year is The World Ends with You. This was an awesome RPG from Square Enix but not in the traditional sense. It had original game controls and a highly unique storyline. It kept me addicted for the better part of the year and had amazing replay value too.

Worst Nintendo DS Game: I really didn’t play a bad DS game this year but when I went back to play Front Mission again it lost a lot of it’s lustre.

Dumbasses of 2008: Making a return from 2005 it’s all the dumbasses that fled to the gas pumps after Hurricane Ike causing another gas shortage and a spike in prices.

Most Inane Political Agenda of 2008: Everybody that wants to name every road and school etc. after Barack Obama. He hasn’t done anything yet. That could really come back to bite you in the ass if he’s a lousy president.

Biggest Jackass Celebrity of 2008: No question this year as Jenny McCarthy wins it this year hands down with her junk science bull crap about child vaccinations causing Autism. I hope she’s happy when we have a polio epidemic.

Have a safe and happy Amateur’s Night and hopefully we will do this again next year.

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I know, two Yngwie songs in a row. I don’t look at them as Yngwie songs but as Ripper songs.

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Obama to Be Sworn in With Lincoln Bible:

So Obama is going to be sworn in using Abraham Lincoln’s Bible. Not a copy of it but the actual Bible Lincoln used when he was sworn in as President in 1861.

I realize that President-elect Obama has an admiration for Lincoln and they were both Illinois Senators but again Obama hasn’t done anything yet that warrants this beatification.

He may turn out to be the greatest U.S. president ever but walk the walk don’t talk the talk.

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That’s Tim ‘Ripper’ Owens on vocals by the way. Ripper is only 2nd in my pantheon of metal gods behind Dio.

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