9-year-old girls are not your drinking buddies

Updated: Father charged for forcing 9-year-old daughter to drink beer:

Jeffery Hickson of Augusta, Georgia is accused of forcing his 9-year-old daughter to drink beer and threatened her if she didn’t.

The girl was visiting with Hickson and called her mother distraught and begging to be picked up. When Hickson heard about the phone call he drove the girl out to the edge of the woods only turning around after receiving a phone call. God only knows what this scumdrunk had planned for his daughter at this point.

The girl had to get her stomach pumped and had a BAC of .165.

When we talk about drunk parents I often bring up my dad because he was one. However he never forced my brother or I to drink even when we were old enough to drink. He even went out of his way to make sure we weren’t drinking as kids. I like to think subconsciously my dad didn’t want us ending up like him.

But how much of a drunk loser do you have to be to try and make your 9-year-old daughter into your drinking buddy? That just shows how much of a loser you are and that no one wants to hang with you because you’re such am asshole.

Most dunk Breeders make their kids into their designated drivers.

Thanks to Jennifer for the tip.

Underage Facebook party busted

Police: Underage Drinking Party Advertised On Facebook:

Police in Bessemer City, NC received a tip that an underage party was being advertised on Facebook.

When they went to the house of Steven Haney, and his girlfriend, Melissa Wilson they arrested the pair and charged 31 others for underage drinking.

And to top it all off Ms. Wilson was Tasered for failing to respond to police orders.

Remember what we say kids. Nothing is private on the internet. If you don’t want the cops to come to your house don’t post it on Facebook.

Breeder has sex with teen, lets daughter watch

Woman had sex with teen while daughter watched, police say:

This one is straight from the ‘Ick’ files.

43-year-old Donna L. Andree of Manatee County, Florida was arrested for supplying her 15-year-old daughter, a 14-year-old girl and a 15-year-old boy with alcohol. And oh yeah, she just happened to have sex with the 14-year-old boy while her daughter and her friend watched.

Her estranged husband caught her in bed with the kid and he called the cops.

She tried the old tried and true, and by that I mean it never works, I thought he was 19 defense. She admitted to having sex with the boy while her daughter and friend were at the foot of the bed.

Like I said…ick.

Thanks to Lady Jade for the tip.

Liquor license lost through Facebook

Restaurant’s alcohol license yanked over Facebook pictures:

A Restaurant called Mi Pueblo in Kennesaw, Georgia has had its liquor license revoked. All because somebody posted pictures of minors receiving alcohol from the restaurant on Facebook.

I would even lay odds it was one of those ‘Whooo, look how I drunk I was at Mi Pueblo’ while their Facebook had their age on it.

The business was also busted for workers that didn’t have valid work permits but show me one restaurant that does.