The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

I just love theme days. South Caldwell students can wear attire that includes rebel flag: A local high school banned attire that contained the confederate flag. Well, all the rednecks were so up in arms about it they repealed the ban. As usual, the excuse they give is they want to celebrate their southern heritage. …

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Teen Charged in School Murder Plot: Malcolm High School student Josh Magee was arrested with 20 homemade bombs and a bolt-action rifle in his school parking lot. He was spotted in the parking lot drinking liquor from a flask and putting on a black overcoat. He intended to kill everyone in the school except for …

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So our most recent mother of the year candidate has killed her newborn by refusing a caesarian, tried selling her stillborn son for bail money, now it turns out she has a previous conviction for child beating. Why did she beat one of her kids you ask?… The 2000 conviction of Melissa Rowland stemmed from …

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