The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal


So our most recent mother of the year candidate has killed her newborn by refusing a caesarian, tried selling her stillborn son for bail money, now it turns out she has a previous conviction for child beating. Why did she beat one of her kids you ask?…

The 2000 conviction of Melissa Rowland stemmed from a supermarket incident in which she punched her daughter several times in the face after the toddler picked up a candy bar and began eating it, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported. Witnesses said Rowland screamed, “You ate the candy bar and now I can’t buy my cigarettes.”

Can it get any more white trash than that? Beats her kids over smokes. I bet they were discount menthols too. Just more reason to have this woman forcibly removed from society. But wait, it gets better. Several “women’s'” groups are coming to her defense saying she had the right to refuse the Caesarian. Sure, she had the right to willfully neglect the health and welfare of her unborn children. Just so she wouldn’t get a scar. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. But in today’s world of no personal responsibility, I guess it does make sense to some misguided fools. Don’t feel like having a baby for whatever reason? Sure no problem. Just kill it or let it die. God forbid it should interfere with your personal life.

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