The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

Ok, tonight I have discovered something so big that it will shake the very foundation of everything you hold dear.

Our “friends” at The Forbidden Knowledge have the usual numerological proof that the World Trade Center attack was planned by the Illuminati, However, they have “proof” that President Bush and former President Clinton are Freemasons involved in said plot because they both give the “horned devil” salute…

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I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Bush was governor of Texas and that is also the salute of the University of Texas Longhorns (hook ’em horns), or that the salute that Clinton is giving is sign language for “I love you”.

Because of this, I have discovered the identity of the man who rules the Freemasons, The Illuminati, and The New World Order. When his identity is revealed it will shake you to your very soul and your life will never be the same. If you think you’re ready for this knowledge then click if you dare…

That’s right ladies and gentleman. The true leader of the world as we know it is none other than heavy metal legend Ronnie James Dio.

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All hail his name \m/

 

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