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Refusing deal, teen will stand trial in attack:

This is a very unusual story. I don’t normally deal with this kind of school violence but someone sent it to me and who am I to deny my readers?

Anyway, back in September 17-year-old Eric Schorling was charged with attempted murder after stabbing his ex-girlfriend, Nicole Lambert, in the back with an 8-inch kitchen knife in the halls of Romeo High School. Check out these chilling details…

Authorities said that jealousy motivated Schorling to arrive at the high school that autumn morning with an 8-inch kitchen knife hidden in his right shirtsleeve. The weekend before, Schorling bragged about his plans to friends, Kaplan said.

At school, a female acquaintance asked Schorling what he was doing there. He flashed his knife and stated, “I’m going to stab my old girlfriend.”

As they talked, Nicole Lambert walked to her first-period class and Schorling stabbed her in the back, Kaplan said, missing her heart by one-third of a centimeter.

As Schorling fled the school, another teen questioned his presence there, Kaplan said. “Eric laughed and exclaimed, ‘I just stabbed Nicole in the back,’ ” he said.

Emphasis mine.

Back in the Spring, a plea was agreed to that Schorling would serve at least six years and nine months. But then he escaped from the Macomb County Juvenile Justice Center. Now the deal is off and Schorling wants to take his case to trial. If found guilty he would be looking at a minimum of 10 years. And here’s the best part. Apparently, all the criminal defense attorneys in Macomb County must have attended the same clown college because Schorling’s attorney is just as funny as Andrew Osantowski’s attorney was…

Defense lawyer Arthur Garton said he will present a “solid defense” for his client.

I’m dying to hear this defense. The mind boggles at the possibilities.

As always it was your pleasure.

TOF to James of MWP.

36 thoughts on “Eric Schorling

  1. Alyric says:

    This kid is a sociopath.

    I imagine he has many uproductive years of getting “stabbed” in the back (end) to look forward to.

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  2. Trench says:

    That’s more like a “poking” isn’t it?:lol:

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  3. ethne says:

    I bet some video game with be blamed…

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  4. jim says:

    now now now, you know the girl was probably bullying him 😆

    I cant wait to hear from the trolls who think this guy is nice somehow. 👿

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  5. “Dames, Your Honor. They dig under your skin. You know what I mean.”

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  6. Jeff says:

    Your Honor, I am here to show to this court that my client did NOT stab the “alleged” victim, but that SHE backed into the knife! It is a conspiracy on the part of the “victim” (using the finger quotes in the air)to discredit and mar the good name of my client!

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  7. techno_sashay says:

    Thank you all…

    You’ve made Nicole’s day! She loves you all and so do I.

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  8. Trench says:

    Techno, you know Nicole Lambert?

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  9. jim says:

    this is a change… Usually we get some dickhead who says they knew the criminal and how sweet a guy he is. Finally… a person who knows the victim and knows the criminal is a fucking scumbag.

    Hey Techno… if you really know Nichole, wish her well from us here at the Trenchcoat. We are all hopeing that Eric gets his reward for being a piece of shit in spades.

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  10. Trench says:

    Actually I did a little digging and I’m almost postive Nicole has been here. We all hope everything is well and we hope this Schorling kid gets put away for a long time.

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  11. Thanks to Nicole, I found this place.

    I’m so happy for her! Finally people are realizing what an asshole he is (damn Nazi)and condemning him for trying to kill her.

    Thanks again for your love and support for her!

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  12. Trench says:

    Techno, what do you mean by “damn Nazi”?

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  13. nicole says:

    she means that he has a tattoo of a swastika, and everyone calls him a nazi because he loves hitler.

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  14. Trench says:

    What is with Macomb County and Nazi’s? First Andrew Osantowski now this scumbag?

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  15. nazi's suck says:

    i hate nazi’s, they can all suck my sweaty bean burrito, aka, left nut.

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  16. Trench says:

    Jim, wait for an entry that I’m working on. It’s going to be Rocori all over again. 🙄

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  17. jim says:

    sounds like a winner 😕

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  18. Fairness says:

    I am one of those people that belong to one of those web sights you speak of on your front page. I am a child advocate and am against the prosecution and conviction of children as adults and against the juvenile death penalty.

    Are most of you here children the same age as Eric? From my understanding Eric was bullied and repaetedly made fun of for breaking up with that girl friend….am I right? Seems to me it is still going on here today.

    To publicly slander and/or defamation of character of someone is a crime. There are also internet laws. You children can get in serious trouble for spouting off such vile stuff and YES you to can be tried and convicted as an adult.

    What ever happened to “treat others as you would like to be treated?” What happens if by chance any of you here get prosecuted and tried as an adult to face an adult penalty just for writing the nasty words you are here about another human being? Will you come crying to people like me? Your parents? What will you say then? “I’m just a kid!!!!” Sure you will.

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  19. Trench says:

    And it begins. Actually Fairness most of us here are adults. And the bullying excuse doesn’t fly around here. It’s still no excuse to plunge an 8 inch blade into someones back. Show me one thing that I said that isn’t true. What ever happened to “treat others as you would like to be treated?” I’ll tell you. We’ve never stabbed someone in the back. This punk kid committed a viscous crime and tried to escape custody. You do a big boy crime you have to do big boy time.

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  20. Alyric says:

    Quote: “I am a child advocate and am against the prosecution and conviction of children as adults..”

    The interpretation of “child” as below 18 is a very modern phenomenon. Up until about 100 years ago, anyone over 12 was considered an adult. As recently as 50-60 years ago, most people still considered it around 14-15. What you are promoting, then, is not the welfare of children but completing the change of the socially accepted age a person can be considered an adult.

    I really hate to break it to you, but despite the fact that society’s views on age have changed, human nature hasn’t. One of the most obvious aspects of this is teen pregnancy. A century ago, getting married at 14 or 15 was – perhaps not common – but far from unusual. Society, for good reason, does not allow this in most places, now. Human nature, however, has not changed. Teenagers still think about sex.

    In the same vein, despite what some would have you believe, teenagers are more than capable of understanding the consequences of their actions – barring, of course, some major psychological illness such as schizophrenia.

    Quote: “From my understanding Eric was bullied and repaetedly made fun of for breaking up with that girl friend….am I right?”

    So, of course, the only solution was to stab and almost kill her. Am I right?

    Quote: “To publicly slander and/or defamation of character of someone is a crime.”

    Slander/defamation is the spreading of false information to defame a person’s character. Nothing said here was false.

    Quote: “What ever happened to “treat others as you would like to be treated?”

    Good question. Ask Eric.

    Quote: “What happens if by chance any of you here get prosecuted and tried as an adult to face an adult penalty just for writing the nasty words you are here about another human being?”

    Trench has already told you, we’re all adults here. And again, nothing has been said here that isn’t protected by free speech. So, cope.

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  21. jim says:

    Ahh Fairness… one troll of whom I would wished had stayed under its rock. Did you really have to come crawling back here to spout off your idiotic nonsense ?

    You’ll note that Alyric is my right hand man behind the T.O.A.S.T project and pretty much said everything I’d have said… with nicer language.

    but… since I’m here anyway…

    Listen up you fucking nitwit jackass ! We are not anti-children, many of us have children and we all were children at one point. We are familiar with the difficulties of childhood and are also aware of the downfall of America’s youth in the past 50 years. Its been quick and destructive and we wonder what the fault of this is.
    Some would say its the lack of religion in schools.
    Some would say its the violence in all forms of entertainment.
    some would say its because of the cruelty among peers
    We here at the Trenchcoat say its the lazy useless piles of meat known as the parents. Parents don’t discipline their kids. They just don’t give a shit until the kid is in trouble then its everyone else’s fault because they hugged their kid once or twice in 16 years. They use entertainment as a babysitter and drugs (prescription mostly) to control.
    You my brain dead foe have side stepped a long way because you have forgotten that your parents used to beat the shit out of you if you were in trouble and you actually feared them enough to not fucking do the things these kids do.
    And murder !!! Attempted or Completed is fucking murder.. a crime that is wrong by any human standards.
    Do you know what you are doing to America’s youth when you don’t hold them responsible for their actions ? do you have any fucking idea what is wrong with that ? are you so motherfucking ignorant to realize that if you tell a kid that they are not responsible for their own actions and shouldn’t have to pay the consequences for their crimes… you are telling them that what they did wasn’t bad.

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT STABBING A GIRL IN THE BACK WITH A KNIFE, FOR ANY REASON, IS OK ?

    if so… I wish on you every foul nasty thing that could ever happen to a human being in this life and the next.

    This message was brought to you by T.O.A.S.T
    (The Organization Against Stupid Trolls)

    “We take care of the trolls so that Trench can deliver the news”

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  22. Trench says:

    You my brain dead foe have side stepped a long way

    Were you wearing a cape when you said that? 😆

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  23. jim says:

    …and a silly mask that only covers my eyes and nose :mrgreen:

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  24. Alyric says:

    if so… I wish on you every foul nasty thing that could ever happen to a human being in this life and the next.

    LOL Jim.

    Oh, and wewt, I’m T.O.A.S.T’s right hand man! I can retire in luxury! … um, yeah.

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  25. jim says:

    I dont know about luxury… but you are well respected in the industry. Oh and you were voted in by Trench and Jade… just in case you were wondering how you got the role. :mrgreen:
    Wait till the christmas party… all members of T.O.A.S.T are having a secret santa. :mrgreen:

    uh… you and I are all there is 😆

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  26. Trench says:

    You misread the memo. That’s secret satan. 😆

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  27. jim says:

    either way… I would like a present 😆

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  28. Fairness says:

    Jim Qouted:
    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT STABBING A GIRL IN THE BACK WITH A KNIFE, FOR ANY REASON, IS OK ?

    Never said that, do not put words in my mouth.

    ALL ADULTS HERE AND YOU ALL HAVE CHILDREN? WOW!!!!! Look at your language and how you are acting. None of you here are acting like adults bashing children and using the language you use.

    I am a child advocate and have better things to do with my time than try to open the MINDS OF SATANS ADVOCATES!

    At least I can live with myself and know I won’t be meeting you all in HELL!

    SEE YA!

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  29. Trench says:

    Apparently someone doesn’t grasp the concept of humor. 🙄

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  30. TRUTH says:

    YOU CLAIM ALL THE INFORMATION YOU WROTE IS TRUE- HOW YOU COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW? THE NEWSPAPER AND PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE NICOLE OR HER FRIENDS ARE YOUR ONLY SOURCES OF INFORMATION.

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  31. Trench says:

    Since I don’t see the Detroit Free Press being sued for libel I’m going to assume they have their facts straight. So are you saying that Schorling didn’t stab Nicole and didn’t brag to people about it?

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  32. Alyric says:

    I wouldn’t give credence to anything uttered by “Trurh”. (No, I haven’t forgotten.)

    Also notice that Fairness didn’t respond to me. 😆

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  33. jim says:

    Fairness says “At least I can live with myself and know I won’t be meeting you all in HELL!”

    Of course not… we wont be there to see you :mrgreen:

    fairness… It is important for you to understand (if your simple mind can grasp the concept) that we are not anti-children … we are pro-punishment.

    oh and I didn’t put words in your mouth… I questioned your motives and belief system. you are saying that kids like him should not be punished for their crimes because of (what i assume is) your sudo christian extremely liberal forgiveness rhetoric.
    Well jackass, that doesn’t work in the real world. He stabbed another human being in the back with a knife and bragged about it like he just won an award. That girl (by the way) is a regular here… and I’m sure would feel a world better knowing that fuckheads like you think he shouldn’t be punished.
    why ?
    why should he be coddled instead of given a small room with a bar hindered view ?
    Because your a child advocate ??? well what about the other child ? the one that had a knife just barely hit her vital organs ?
    the one who life was nearly taken ?
    what about her fuckhead ?!
    what about her !?
    And do you really think bringing religion into this and calling me an advocate of Satan will make me say “hmmm maybe the evil bastard was right and he should have stabbed the girl” ? Your an idiot and I hope you and people like you die of cancer.

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  34. Yeah… You guys who think that sending him to jail is wrong, I feel sorry for you.

    I’m sorry if I happen to be her friend, but the kid is a psycho. Do you know how much torment it’s caused Nicole? MORE THAN ANY OF YOU COULD KNOW!

    For those of you who say don’t punish Eric, you haven’t seen Nicole cry. You haven’t seen her scared to fall asleep to think he might come back and get her. You haven’t looked into her eys and see what he’s put her through.

    Eric is sick. He may have once been a good kid, but that’s not true now. He needs help and to be put away… If he isn’t, I’m afraid that one day he might finish what he started. That, my dear readers, is the worst thing a friend can think of or comprhend.

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