September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil but 24 years ago today one of the Columbine gunmen Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday the mutant worshippers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…
Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha
Happy BDay Sexy!
Because as we all know mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.
Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient
Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.
Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.
I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.
Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be….HELL!!!
I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.
Webmaster of (some mutant website)
Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.
And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.
And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.