I received an e-mail today from one of my usual mutants. For those of you new to the party there are two breeds of mutant. Today we’re going to deal with the most predominant form of mutant, the school shooter-worshipping mutant. This particular mutant by the name of Edgar has a problem with the way I run things around here. He’s been previously banned for…well…being a mutant so he sent me the following e-mail…
This is from: Ed
I just want to let you know, trench, that I’m deeply offended by some of the things you and your supporters say about the shooters. They were the only inspiration in my life and just because I am a ‘mutant’ as you childishly call us doesn’t mean I’m inhuman or less deserving of respect than any of you.
Ok, Edgar, I want you to argue your point of view with me. For a limited time, I have rescinded your banishment to the cornfield in order to participate in this thread and this thread alone. Post in any other thread and your ban will be reinstated. I also want my regular commenters to participate as well except there will be no name calling. No patronizing. We’re all going to discuss this like adults.
My first questions to you Edgar are…
Are you still in school?
If so what grade?
Why are two mass murderers your only inspiration in life?