The Trench Reynolds Report

Without truth there is no justice

Back when I was researching the “Gore for Porn” story I signed up to the site to see what I could find, which was not much. Anyway, now that Gorenographer Chris Wilson is behind bars I received this e-mail…

In case you have not already heard, due to the recent national media attention relating to the war pictures local law enforcement decided to arrest Chris. If you would like to know more please visit (website removed) At this time he is asking for your help in the form of donations towards his legal fund. The minimum donation is $2. Thanks for all of your support and all donations will go a long way in fighting this injustice.

Lindsey (Good friend of Chris’)

Now while I do believe Mr. Wilson was jailed under dubious circumstances I’m giggling like a schoolgirl that he’s behind bars. Now I’m trying to think of things I’d rather do with $2 then try to get this death merchant released from jail.

  1. Play the Lottery
  2. Pay the toll to get into Philly
  3. Get a McMuffin
  4. Tuck it into a stripper’s thong
  5. Buy less than a gallon of gas
  6. Buy 2/3 of a pack of smokes
  7. Exchange it for Canadian quarters
  8. Use it as toilet paper

Anybody else have any suggestions on what I should do with my $2?

12 thoughts on “Gorenographer wants your two dollars

  1. Alyric says:

    Chip in for Jack Thompson’s meds?


  2. Alyric says:

    Sorry, I couldn’t help it. He’s just too easy to bash. Anyway.

    Rent the second Crow movie?

    Really, that kind of says it all, doesn’t it?


  3. Trench says:

    Unfortunately I own the 2nd Crow movie. 😡


  4. ZappaCrappa says:

    Donate it instead to the CLINTON legal defense fund?:lol:

    But seriously…

    Buy 2 beers at the local watering hole during happy hour
    Go to hooters and buy A beer and ogle orange clad butts that support a brain with an IQ of 50 for a half hour
    Buy a bong hit
    Give it to a homeless guy standing on the corner IF he will eat a booger
    Give it to your wife and tell her to buy herself something nice


  5. Trench says:

    Give it to your wife and tell her to buy herself something nice

    I dare anyone to do this and report back the results. 😆


  6. L. says:

    You’re best choice is the lottery tonight- at least then you get the chance to win 340 million.


  7. Trench says:

    Not in my state. 😦


  8. L. says:

    Well, just send those two bucks here and I’ll grab two tickets for you!


  9. Alyric says:

    You own the second Crow movie?

    Wow. That’s… that’s dedication, Trench.

    Well, in that case… you could rent… Waterworld.

    Or, if you prefer less pain, you could always buy $2 worth of gas and use it to set yourself on fire.


  10. Trench says:

    It was a box set of I, II, and III that I bought for Jade. I is great. II blows chunks. III is pretty good. I’ve even seen IV. Bad but not as bad as II.


  11. Alyric says:

    Ah, gotcha.

    I stand by my Waterworld comment, though.


  12. Steve says:

    Buy some pop and a candy bar.


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