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Poker Game Leads to Butt Stabbing:

Bob The Sports Writer (who is a righteous blogger in his own right at Digital Heartburn and The Fat Kid dot org) challenged my title of crime blogger by ignoring what he called “real crime” and sent me this story…

A poker game took an unusual turn last week when one Navarre man turned a steak knife on another.

Jace Moore, 22, confronted Dustin Danner, 23, about money he was owed from a recent poker match. When Danner did not pay up, the situation got ugly.

Moore grabbed a steak knife and attempted to stab Danner in the chest. When his attempts failed, Moore took the knife below the belt. He proceeded to stab Danner four times in the buttocks.

I guess that’s what happens when you get behind in poker. He really should have paid his arrears. Now he’ll be the butt of jokes from his friends. I’m really sorry for all these lame cracks.

I’ll be here all week. Try your waitresses and tip the veal. Good night.

(P.S. if you use the word “poker” in the comments it will trip the spam filter)

4 thoughts on “Poker in the rear

  1. Magnolia says:

    Wonder if stores will now have a run on “stake” knives 😯


  2. Now THAT’s what I call fine journalism!!!!

    Good on ya man!



  3. Trench says:

    You set ’em up. I’ll knock ’em down. 😆


  4. reagan80 says:

    That sounds like a plot to a gay porno.:shock:


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