The Trench Reynolds Report

Without truth there is no justice

It’s been a while since I pissed on the mutants’ cornflakes and there’s nothing that caught my eye in the news today so I thought I’d give everyone another little taste of what is going on in the minds of mutants.

Every once in a while I get a tip from someone who peruses message boards and websites that pay homage to the Columbine killers, scumbags Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Today I got two good tips.

The first one is from someone who claims that they might have had a “spiritual” encounter with Dylan Klebold…

Last night at around 2 AM i was sitting on my arse at my computer brushing upon my facts of the 2 lovely boys. When i was thinking, what if dylan and eric’s spirits were still around? And i just starting thinking to myself how awesome that would be if Dylan were a ghost..and my friend. Yes call me weird. haha but anywho…the really weird part is…is a few minutes after i was thinking these things…my teevee turns off on its own. And when i get up to turn it back on….i go back and sit at my computer…and it turns off again. Then i unplugged it and it never turned back on. But i started talking as if Dylan was in my room.

i dont know…i can tell you one thing though, i slept like a baby last night with the fact that MAYBE he was there :]

Lovely boys? I’d hate to see what their definition of atrocious is. You know, maybe if you didn’t romanticize about mass murderers you could get a real friend instead of your imaginary killer ghost friend.

The second one comes from a thread started by someone who can’t seem to quit me. My name was brought up in vain, as usual, and when one of the newer mutants asked who I was this the reply that was posted…

Hates Eric and Dylan. Refuses to believe they were bullied even though hordes of facts has been presented to him stating they were. Thinks they were “cowardly psychopaths” Basically he’s a narrow-minded arrogant asshole who refuses to admit he’s wrong.

Hordes of facts? The only fact I saw was that some kid teased one of them in gym class. Like I keep asking if they were bullied give me the names of their bullies and not just the ever-generic “jocks”. I’ve presented facts that state they were bullies rather than the bullied and the mutants can’t admit they’re wrong yet I’m the narrow-minded arrogant asshole. And don’t forget they weren’t just “cowardly psychopaths” they’re also lowlife scumbags that are rotting in hell. But hey, it’s a free country. If you want to spend the rest of your days with your bitterness and hate then, by all means, go ahead. The rest of us will be over here living well-adjusted lives.

4 thoughts on “On ghosts and hordes

  1. Will Shadow says:

    I’ve been teased most of my life because I’m taller than most people, and you don’t see me going around killing people.


  2. reagan80 says:

    Sounds like that mutant is fantasizing about living out Peter Jackson’s “The Frighteners”, huh?


  3. ZappaCrappa says:

    Trench wrote: “It’s been a while since I pissed on the mutants’ cornflakes ”

    Do mutants even eat cornflakes? That sounds way too normal to me….my bet is they eat oatmeal or gruel just because it leaves them unsatisfied and unhappy….probably eaten while reading the obituaries and listening to M. Manson.


  4. Trench says:

    Gruel.. That’s classic. 😆


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