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Klebold Columbine Car Pulled From Online Auction:

The car that once belonged to Columbine killer and scumbag Dylan Klebold, which was carrying explosives the day of the massacre, was almost auctioned off on eBay. The auctioned was pulled off of eBay for violating their terms of service in regard to “murderabilia”.

The car was turned back over to Klebold’s parents a year later and its ownership after that point was not known.

The seller of the car did not respond to e-mails from the Rocky Mountain News seeking comment but posted a comment earlier on eBay that the vehicle was purchased without knowing the previous ownership.

“Once I found out it was Klebold’s I put it up here,” the seller wrote. He indicated the car is still in the Denver area.

I wonder how many of the mutants will make the trek to Denver to try to find this car so they can live out their mutant masturbatory fantasies.

Speaking of the mutants this is what some of them had to say about the car being auctioned off…

omg thats horrible. i wouldn’t buy it i might get haunted by dylan because it’s his personal belonging. i hear if you have personal belonging of a deceased person they will followyou around and haunt you. don’t know if it’s tue or not..

All righty then. 🙄

And then there was this…

What are you all fussing about?! I *so* would have bought it if I could have! And most of you would be lying if you said you didn’t want it!

There was no word if any of the female mutants wanted to conceive Klebold’s ghost babies in it.

2 thoughts on “Klebold’s car on eBay

  1. ZappaCrappa says:


    Who says we are raising a generation of idiots? The 2 statements above obviously prove otherwise 🙄


  2. trooper says:

    well different beleifs i guess but the second guy was right near everyone would want that car and i doubt that any sensible person would smash it.


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