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Philadelphia Daily News columnist Stu Bykofsky has some suggestions for the governments of France since one of them decided to name a street after convicted cop killing scumbag Mumia Abu-Jamal…

Here are a few things France might consider:

• Renaming Place de la Concorde, the largest public square in Paris, to honor girlfriend-killer/unicorn/all-around-health-hazard Ira Einhorn. As a further tribute to the former hippie planetary enzyme, they should order it never to be cleaned by the streets department.

• A small plaza adjoining Rue Abu-Jamal should commemorate the groundbreaking work of Unabomber Theodore Kaczynski. A statue in the center in the shape of a mailbox would be a nice touch.

• The market district known as the “belly of Paris,” Les Halles, must be reflagged as the Gary Heidnik District, to honor the financial wizard/dungeon-master/cannibal.

• The Eiffel Tower should be rededicated to the memory of Timothy McVeigh, to “honor” the “freedom fighter” who blew up the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.

• Rename the Bastille as Holmesburg.

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2 thoughts on “Suggestions for France

  1. Alyric says:

    I love this guy already. 😆

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  2. Jim says:

    they could rename all the elementary schools “The Michael Jackson institute”

    They could call Refrigerators “Jeffrey Dahmer storage containers”

    They can call large butcher knives “The OJ special”

    …and they can call France… a big heaping pile of dog shit.

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