The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

It’s time to take a dip into the mail sack. This is from my entry on the Columbine Rampart Range tape

DISTURBED BY SCHOOLS Jul 11th, 2006 at 5:38 pm

im not american n when this shit happened i got put into a SPECIAL CLASS so i think DEATH TO ALL JOCKS its because of the im so cool im in the football team they did all u ppl who think down on some one cause there diffrent should wake up.FUCK if it wasnt for ppl being who they r n not what others want where would the world be. i say KILL ALL JOCKS. they ant ppl there SCUM :mrgreen: HAVE A SUPER DAY

My spellcheck just went on strike. It refuses to work until these kids start writing in proper English. The commenter is from Australia in case you were wondering.

Anyway, for one second let’s just say that you were put into a special class because of Columbine. Why are you blaming the jocks? You should blame the two little cowardly scumbags from Colorado.

And I’m guessing that special class didn’t work.

And remember, I’m not picking on you because you’re different. I’m picking on you because you’re stupid.

4 thoughts on “7/11/06: From the Mail Sack

  1. Lach Graham says:

    DISTURBED BY SCHOOLS, you’re a dickhead plain and simple. And that special class obviously doesn’t include English lessons, aye?

    You say “KILL ALL JOCKS”?


    Sure would make the world a better place without you turds.

    Oh well, at least he didn’t use the names REB or VoDKa.


  2. Trench says:

    True, I’ll give him points for that.


  3. Jim says:

    I have a handful of select words I tend to use for the “special” folks. But I think this guy is EXTRA special and needs a helmet.

    maybe a window on a short bus that is good for licking ?

    When I stop laughing at his incredibly intelligent (for special ed) prose… maybe I will have time to be angry at him.


  4. Steph says:

    Okay, so, I am from Australia, I am in school, in year twelve.
    Reading that, my eyes brain went on strike becasue I had such a hard time understanding it.
    ‘Kill The Jocks’? I say kill that guy. I’m sorry if this sounds really mean.. but… that kid is a disgrace to Australian society.
    I’m shocked, thats what I am, shocked.

    Sorry Trench, I know this comment had nothing to do with your post, but I had to say it.

    As always, Steph.


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