The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

MySpace user gets arrested locally:

I’m going to spare you from copying and pasting this article because it is so poorly written it’s making my left eye bleed. So here it is in a nutshell…

One 20-year-old Eric Roscoe from Lake Charles, La. was arrested in DeRidder, La. for carnal knowledge of a juvenile and computer-aided solicitation because he was diddling a 15-year-old girl.

If you can get through the article without having an aneurysm then you’re a better man than me.

7 thoughts on “Eric Roscoe

  1. magnolia says:

    Nope…not a better man than you. Wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry, so I left. :-O


  2. doug says:

    I started getting numb on my left side after the first two words… “An relationship…” and now I am catatonic and dribbling drool like Roscoe when he diddles.


  3. christine says:

    I finished reading but, like doug, “An relationship” sent me spiraling down. Is that why my right arm is numb?


  4. Richard says:

    Wow. The options at the bottom, “Print this story” and “Email this story”, should also include “Incinerate this story”.


  5. keb says:

    Hey, it IS from Louisiana…


  6. Alyric says:

    I like the idea of an “incinerate this story” option. 😀

    Seriously, though, somebody just nuke the world so we can start over. Please.


  7. Jemalla Vallare says:

    First of all, Im Eric Roscoe’s cousin, and if any body would know him would know that all this information thats been brought to of family’s attention is False.My cousin was the victim if you ask me in this case because Fast little girls get on Myspace and FAKE their AGE.In this case he thought he was talking to a young girl who was atleast his age.I feel that its not fair on his behalf to make his reputation Bad.My cousin Eric Roscoe goes to college and has never, never, never been in trouble.THIS is an Important message for everyone to learn MEN &amp WOMEN lie about their age.So to everyone else Be extremely careful who you talk to on the internet because A YOUNG Man can be a victim as well.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: