A 20-year-old unidentified Salt Lake City man has been charged with being a craigslist pimp and forcing a woman into prostitution.
In his defense the alleged pimp was sought out by another man to be his assistant pimp.
Assistant Pimp? Does that mean he wears a paper wide brim hat with a name tag that says ‘Pimp Trainee’? Do a certain amount of hos need to feel the sting of your pimp hand before you can get promoted?