The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal


Friend of the site, Courtney A., took the liberty of finding some ads from various craigslists around the country in the casual encounters and personals sections. They all have a running theme in them. They all have requests or allowances for sex with dogs.

These ads contain some NSFW language and I’m not linking to the ads because some of them have pictures and what has been seen can not be unseen.

First is from Seattle…

Horny guy that is looking to be dominated and controled.
Im laid back and easy going, I like to have as much fun as i can.
Im very kinky and openminded and will try just about anything.

Im 5’7, 135lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, toned fem body, 6in cut, nice round butt.
Im std free hiv neg and always play safe , hope u do too.
I really like humiliation, forced fem, anal, oral, being spanked, bdsm, ws, k9, crossdressing, anything kinky really.

My limits include: no blood, no needles, no scat.

So he’s up for sex with dogs but not being shit on. It’s nice to have to standards.

Another one from Seattle…

Sexy Guy 4 K9

Good looking, athletic, nasty, kinky male with a hunger for passion of a beastly nature.
Boy next door looks, friendly, intelligent, huge cock, clean, discreet, horny.
Please help me fulfill a longtime fantasy.

Ah yes, the (not so) clever code words of the craigslist user. By the way bestiality is illegal in Washington. I wonder why the much vaunted community policing didn’t catch these ads.

Now from Sin City, that’s Las Vegas in case you didn’t know…

all bottom here never had more than one cock before would love to take as many as possible i’d even give k9 a try please be hung and disease free.

Not illegal in Nevada by the way. I guess it’s true what they say about things that happen in Vegas.

Another one from Vegas, this one not so subtle.

seeking taboo k9

looking for someone fun that has a nice big dog that would like to play very discretely m4m, m4w

At least he’s honest. Disgusting but honest.

Now back to the Pacific Northwest, this time Spokane…

I am 26, can not host….I am looking for a man, a couple or a group of men that have nice cocks for me to play with. I am Bi and would love to have a woman participate…no BBW’s…sorry, just doesn’t work for me. I am open minded to most things….ask and we can talk. Pic for pic…trained K9 to front of the line.

Apparently there are classes to teach your dog how to fuck people.

I wonder if dog fuckers are part of the vibrant community that Craig imagined when he started craigslist.

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