First arrests made in Jade Helm conspiracy


As I predicted, three men have been arrested for allegedly plotting against the government in response to the Jade Helm 15 military exercise.

Walter Eugene Litteral, 50, Christopher James Barker, 41, and Christopher Todd Campbell, 30, are accused of stockpiling guns and ammunition, as well as attempting to manufacture pipe bombs and live grenades from military surplus “dummy” grenades, according unsealed criminal complaints released Monday.

The three men all hail from Tex…wait, not Texas? They’re from North Carolina? Gastonia of all places? For those of you who don’t live in the Charlotte, North Carolina, area, like yours truly, Gastonia is a redneck suburb of Charlotte. North Carolina was not even on the Jade Helm 15 map so for these rocket surgeons to start stockpiling arms in response to it just shows how far crazy can reach.

As I am wont to say, if you look for a conspiracy in everything then everything is a conspiracy.

Also I am aware of the shots fired at soldiers at Camp Shelby, Mississippi, but as of yet there’s been no concrete connection to Jade Helm.

UPDATE: While a lot of partisan hacks were claiming the Camp Shelby ‘shootings’ were connected to Jade Helm it turns out it was just a guy who can make his truck backfire at will.

UPDATE 7/19/2016: Late last month, Walter Eugene Litteral was sentenced to two years behind bars with one year given for time served. He pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of buying a firearm for Barker, who has a felony record. Barker and Campbell were both given 21-month sentences back in January.

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  1. Kim Bingaman

    Dude, you dont even know proper English, and you wrote an article? WHOSE REALLY NUTS HERE?
    ” As I am wont to say if you look for a conspiracy in everything…. ” , what the hell does that mean? Learn proper English before you go talking about whose crazy and who is not.
    Whose side of the story have we heard anyways? Nobodys! We have dedinitely heard your opinion, though….,.the jist of how you feel. And you are? As I see, somebody who had a hard time in English 1 class?

    1. Trench Reynolds


      adjective ˈwȯnt, ˈwōnt also ˈwənt, ˈwänt

      : likely to do something : having a tendency to do something

      And when you say “WHOSE REALLY NUTS HERE?” the word whose implies possession. The word you were looking for is who’s, a contraction of who is.

      As for whose side of the story we’ve heard I’m guessing the guns and bombs were just party favors for the next family reunion. Coincidentally that’s where people from Gastonia cruise for dates.

      1. Guess Whose

        At least you understood what was being said in the sentence that spelled ‘who’s’ wrong.
        In the sentence that used the word ‘wont’, it makes no sense at all. English class, dude.

        1. Trench Reynolds (Post author)

          It means as I am likely to say if you look for a conspiracy in everything then everything is a conspiracy.

          What’s so hard to understand?

    2. Vega

      You must be an American who doesn’t watch British comedy to not comprehend ‘wont’. Check yer xenophobia.


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