29-year-old Jace Lee Greene and Zackery Eugene Greene, age unknown are from Asheville, North Carolina, and are accused of…you know what? I’m not going to repost their alleged crimes here. If you’re an animal lover and want to torture yourself, you can check their crimes here, here, and here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Zackery Greene is still on the run.
If you come across any recent weird and unusual mugshots, please feel free to send them my way.