30-year-old Laquanda R. Dilworth and her penis, 24-year-old Alejandro M. Boyd, were arrested when Dilowrth’s toddlers were found wandering the streets of St. Petersburg, Florida hungry, thirsty and with loaded diapers.
The penis was left in charge of looking after the kids while Dilworth was elsewhere. Of course when police returned the kids to the home they noticed that the home was strewn with garbage including a garbage stuffed refrigerator.
Again being poor doesn’t mean you can’t clean the damn garbage in your house. And how hard is it to keep two toddlers from leaving your house?
Thanks to Bridget for the tip.