Police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin tried arresting 35-year-old Julia E. Laack for allegedly shoplifting some beef jerky and a lighter. When police came to her home to arrest her she began screaming and swearing at her three children. She blamed one of her teen kids and threatened to beat them. When police tried to arrest her she stripped down to her underwear and told them they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked soon.
Police disagreed and tried to arrest her. She spit at the police and kicked one of them in the groin. When they finally got her in the car she pressed ham against the window and told a female officer that her children were going to die.
Did I mention that Laack had a BAC of 0.112? You know when you’re drinking like that you have to have beef jerky and smokes.