Tag Archive: blockhead

Man with square head charged with having sex with teen met over MySpace

Jeffrey Sellner

Jeffrey Sellner

POLICE: Newport man had sex with teen from MySpace;

Blockhead over there is 34-year-old Jeffrey Sellner of Newport, Minn. He’s been charged with having sex with a 13-year-old girl he met over MySpace. The girl allegedly came over to Sellner’s house then the pair allegedly had sex in a park.

Parents, here’s another reason why you should keep tabs on your kids’ MySpace activities. They may end up being knocked up by a creepy man and end up have square-headed babies.