3 arrested in kids for bird deal

Woman allegedly swaps children for c*ckatoo:

So if you saw an ad for a c*ckatoo for sale but couldn’t afford the seller’s price what would you do? If your 51-year-old Donna Louise Greenwell of Pitkin, Louisiana you offer two kids ages 4 and 5 for the bird.

Now let’s reverse the question here for a second. If you’re selling a c*ckatoo and someone offers you two kids for the c*ckatoo what would you do? If you’re Brandy Lynn Romero, 27, and Paul J. Romero, 46, of Evangeline Parish, Louisiana you accept the kids as payment.

How do these people keep finding each other? Do mouth breathing cretins like this have some kind of newsletter I don’t know about or a secret handshake or something?

The worst part is that the kids didn’t even belong to Greenwell in the first place. The kids’ real mother is a fugitive on the run from the law and that the kids may have been traded from family to family over the past year. To make matters even worse Greenwell is a pedophile with a long criminal history.

All 3 have been charged with kidnapping.

Seriously, is there some kind of trailer trash underground that trades the children of fugitives? And if you were looking at jail time wouldn’t you make sure your kids were ok instead of pawning them off on someone who might trade them for meth or something?

The Smoking Gun has the mugshots for your enjoyment.

Thanks to Lori for the tip.