79 years and 9 1/2 months short

Man who planned massacre at De Anza College commits suicide:

I originally told you about Al DeGuzman here. He was the Klebold and Harris worshiping mutant that was sentenced to 80 years for planning to blow up his community college. Turns out he really was a coward like his heroes. He hung himself in his jail cell. I guess 80 years is really only 2 1/2 months. There’s an old saying that says don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. By the way, thanks for saving the taxpayers some money.