The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

Child abandoned in cold car outside casino: A 21-month-old boy was found locked in a car at a Calgary, Alberta casino while his 50-year-old sperm donor was off gambling. The temperature at the time was a bitter -8C which to us non-conformist Yanks is roughly 18F. The boy was in very light clothes and a …

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Man allegedly leaves daughter in cold: Yet another heartwarming Christmas time tale, this time from Kirksville, Missouri. 28 year old Christopher Guthrie of Moberly, Missouri was arrested in WalMart for trying to shoplift. He got into a scuffle with store security when they apprehended him. It was at that time that they discovered he had …

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Man Leaves Child In Freezing Car While He Visits Teen Girl: What’s worse than an alleged father that leaves his daughter in a freezing car? How about one that leaves his daughter in a freezing car so he could possibly knock boots with a 13-year-old? That’s what allegedly happened in Great Falls, Montana. 22-year-old Jeramey …

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