Jerry Brown arrested for sex assault on MySpace girl


No, not the former Governor of California. I’m talking about 24-year-old Jerry Brown of Broomfield, Colorado. Wait a sec. 24? Really? Baldness must really run in his family.

Anyway the bald bug-eyed freak was arrested after it was discovered that Brown allegedly had sex (child rape) with a 13-year-old girl that he met in MySpace.

He originally told the girl he was 19 and she said that she was 15. When she told him that she was 13 Brown allegedly said….say it with me now…age didn’t matter. Of course it doesn’t. It never does to child molesters.