***Special thanks to Warrior Artemis for the write up***
I remember back in the day being taught by my dick-head cousins how to swim, they tossed me in the fricken water then pulled me out when I appeared unable to breathe, however I did learn to swim and I don’t hate them but…I do remember it being one of the most terrifying experiences, being unable to do something so simple and natural, considering breathing above water comes without thinking to most people. Therefore when I read a story like the one I am about to write about I cringe because I cannot imagine how such tiny girls felt while being held under water to the brink of death by the one person that should love them unconditionally. Without further ado I bring you psycho-mommy (PM) Johnna Green hailing from Kansas City, Kansas a 23-year-old mother of two little girls who tried to end their life.
The little girls ages 1 and 4 years old were apparently held underwater until they became unresponsive then PM called the police to report her daughters’ being unresponsive, I suppose she thought they were little guppies? I’m not sure what the method was to her dumbassery other than the fact that she must be batshit crazy. According to reports PM had no prior run-ins with the law nor were the children on the radar for Child Protective Services, neighbors described PM as always being friendly and nice with her little girls thus leaving authorities to blame her actions on stress. Now, I know stress can be a bitch I have 3 kids that drive me nuts but never once did I say you know I think I will hold my kids under water so I can get some peace and quiet…no I send their asses to bed when they are making me lose my mind or if they burn up my time I burn up theirs with mundane tasks.
The little girls are still at the hospital in critical condition in protective custody. PM is still cooling her heels in jail with a 1,000,000 dollar bond, let’s hope no one will lay down that much for this psycho cow to wreak more havoc. During the hearing the little girl’s distraught father commented that the information in the case is sparse and no one is allowed any information due to the nature of the crime. God willing the father gets custody of these girls and keeps psycho-bitch mommy far, far away from them and that the little girls fully recover with no memory of what PM did to them.