Police in Jones County, Mississippi wanted to talk with Chris Hurtt after his young child, age and sex unknown, ingested chemicals used in the manufacturing of meth. So he did was all responsible parents do in this situation and turned himself into police. Nah, just kidding. He lo9cked himself in a trailer. Police finally arrested him without incident.
You know the only thing missing from this story to complete the trailer trash trifecta is a certain breed of dog.
Thanks to Megan for the tip.