Ginger Sasquatch assaults Facebook teens

Kevin Yorgey

Kevin Yorgey

Facebook ‘Friend’ charged with assaulting 2 teens at park:

The dude with the haircut that he should return to 1974 is 42-year-old Kevin P. Yorgey of Lititz, Pennsylvania. Not surprisingly he is said to have used the name ‘Wolfman’ on his Facebook.

With that Facebook police say he met two sisters, 11 and 14, and got them to meet him at a park. At this more than creepy liaison it’s alleged that Dr. Zaius touched the girls in a sexual manner. The Missing Link was eventually busted after the girls’ parents discovered explicit text messages on one of their daughters’ phones.

I wonder if I’ll get defenders leaving comments that the 11-year-old lied about her age.