Don’t go in there, I just had a baby there

Woman left newborn in portable toilet, police say:

44-year-old Candy Vigneri of Maryland is accused of giving birth to baby in a park port-o-john and leaving the baby in there. Of course she claims she didn’t know she was pregnant. And it gets better…

After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, Candy Vigneri got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table, police Lt. Wayne Bromwell said.

As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, “Don’t go in there, I just had a baby there,” police said.

So apparently she was smoking while she was ‘not pregant’ too.

The baby has survived so far and will be placed with social services.

Thanks to Christina for the tip.