The Trench Reynolds Crime Report

Crime News That Matters

Last week, some edgelord fashion brand unveiled their new line of hoodies with the names of schools where school shootings have taken place. The most prominent ones were those emblazoned with the names of Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida, Columbine, and Sandy Hook. I think there was a Virginia Tech one too but I …

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Recently, there’s been an issue with whether or not Parkland shooter, and coward, Nikolas Cruz should be represented by a public defender. As it turns out, Cruz could potentially stand to inherit $800,000 from his late mother’s estate. If that were the case then Cruz could possibly afford a criminal defense attorney, but that’s not …

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The news out of Parkland making the rounds lately is that Nikolas Cruz has been writing love letters to a woman in the UK. As you can see by the image above he’s not exactly Shakespeare. I could go into detail about the letters but I’ll not only provide news links to more detailed information …

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The last time I talked about NRA President Oliver North, yes that Oliver North, I called him an assclown for blaming school shootings on Ritalin, the commonly prescribed ADHD drug. Here’s a snippet from what North had to say then… “They’ve been drugged in many cases. Nearly all of these perpetrators are male, and they’re …

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Recently, prosecutors released body cam footage from the police who arrested Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz. In the footage, it’s been reported that Cruz claimed to have heard the voice of demons. In the body camera video released Friday, the unidentified Coral Springs officer wearing it asks the then 19-year-old suspect casually, “What’s going on today, …

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I’m trying to swear less on the site because I want to be more reader-friendly, but what the fuck is wrong with people? For example, take sour pus up there. His name is Warren Stanley Bond, a 78-year-old ‘man’ from Sunrise, Florida. He’s accused of allegedly sending threatening letters to the mother of David Hogg. …

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(Trench’s note: I started writing this post over a month ago then ‘things’ happened but I’m trying to deal. I didn’t want to waste the post so better late than never.) As I was trying to catch up on all the news I’ve been neglecting, I came across this article from the Sun-Sentinel in Florida …

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Late in May, because I’m prompt like that, cellphone videos made by Parkland gunman Nikolas Cruz were made public. The Miami Herald posted these videos to their website and I’m posting them here today. I’m obviously not posting these videos in order to glorify the extreme loss of life that happened but to show how …

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Back in June, it was reported that Zachary Cruz started an anti-bullying foundation. Cruz is the brother of Nikolas Cruz, the psychopath who murdered 17 at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High in Florida back in February. Zachary Cruz is no stranger to law enforcement after he was caught trespassing on the school’s grounds shortly after the …

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This is a story from March that I had hoped to finish before the end of April but here we are. You know, after 18 years of dealing with Columbiners, Holmies, and Chupacabras, you’d think I wouldn’t be surprised when some mass murdering reprobate attracts a cult following, yet here we are. The inhuman scumbag …

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