Mugshot Special: Carolina Kitty Killers

Mugshot Special: Carolina Kitty Killers

Jace and Zackery Greene

29-year-old Jace Lee Greene and Zackery Eugene Greene, age unknown are from Asheville, North Carolina, and are accused of…you know what? I’m not going to repost their alleged crimes here. If you’re an animal lover and want to torture yourself, you can check their crimes here, here, and here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Zackery Greene is still on the run.

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If you come across any recent weird and unusual mugshots, please feel free to send them my way.

Mugshot Special: The Cannibal and The Drunken Armory

Mugshot Special: The Cannibal and The Drunken Armory

Alexander Nathan Barter

While you may find his appearance comical, the crimes he’s accused of are definitely not. 21-year-old Alexander Nathan Barter of Texas is accused of allegedly going on the dark web in order to find someone who would sell him a little girl in order to kill and cannibalize her. It’s said that Barter also had an interest in necrophilia but it’s unclear if that’s what he wanted to do with his quarry as well. Thankfully, the person he was talking to on the dark web was an undercover agent with the Texas Department of Public Safety.

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David Goldammer

After seeing the mugshot of David Goldammer of Florida, his alleged crime shouldn’t be that surprising. After police allegedly found Goldammer passed out behind the wheel of his truck, Goldammer is said to have almost stumbled out of the truck. What was found in the truck was more interesting as police were said to have found, well, this…

At least one report states that police found two loaded handguns, another handgun in his waistband, two more loaded handguns, a semi-automatic rifle, a pocketknife with a swastika on it, a bullet-resistant vest and a large amount of ammunition. But you know, I guess he just needed all those guns to protect all the empty containers in his truck. It’s not like Florida has a large Jewish population or anything.

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If you come across any recent weird and unusual mugshots, please feel free to send them my way.

Historic Breeder caught driving drunk with kids

Police: Lorain woman drove drunk with 3 kids in car:

Sad Tits McGee over there is 24-year-old Mary Torres of Lorain, Ohio. She was arrested for driving drunk with three kids in the car. Two of the3 children were her 6 and 3-year-old sons. Police say she stumbled out of the car and that she was so intoxicated they couldn’t administer the field sobriety test because she was so allegedly drunk that administering the test would have put Torres in danger.

However when they got her back to the station she blew an impressive .254 BAC which lands her in the #3 spot of the BB BAC Board. But that’s only half of the historical part. The second is that face *shudder* has launched a new feature here on BB.

THE BAD BREEDERS MUGSHOT SMACKDOWN!!!

In the first ever BB Mugshot Smackdown we have Mary ‘Sad Tits McGee’ Torres (as seen above) vs.

Rebecca Lynn ’40 Miles of Bad Road’ Coleman

 Who has the uglier mugshot?
  • Mary 'Sad Tits McGee' Torres

  • Rebecca Lynn '40 Miles of Bad Road' Coleman

Voting will be open until Next Saturday.

Thanks to Harmony for the tip.