Ohio man high on drugs tries to put boy in oven

Outrageous: Euclid Dad Accused Of Putting Baby Boy In Oven Pleads Not Guilty:

Ohio Man Accused of Trying to Put Infant Son in Oven:

30-year-old Sammy G. Hunter Jr. of Euclid, Ohio was arrested for trying to put his 28-day-old son in a hot oven. It seems that Hunter was high on ‘wet’ when he tried to broil the boy. ‘Wet’ means he was smoking a joint that had been dipped in some kind of chemical like formaldehyde or PCP. Yes, people are actually stupid enough to do that.

The baby’s mother prevented Hunter from cooking the boy but that didn’t stop Hunter from trying to start a natural gas fire in the house. He also is accused of assaulting firefighters who were called to the house.

He’s pleaded not guilty to the charges against him and his being held on $500K bail. He was already awaiting trial on other charges of robbery and bribery.

Thanks to LadyJade for the tip.

Cooked like a Butterball

Mom cooks 4-year old like a turkey:

40-year-old Reyna Valentino of Hamtramck, Mich. was arrested for torturing her 4-year-old daughter and is being held on $1M bond. No surprise there since she’s accused of putting her daughter in a running oven.

It’s alleged that Valentino used a heated screwdriver to burn the girl’s lower eyelid then put her in a heated oven creating the barbecue marks on the girl’s back. Another one of Valentiino’s daughter said she had been hit with a crowbar.

Instead of Dr. Spock I think this birth organism read parenting techniques from Dr. Mengle.

Do prisons still use ‘The Box’ like in Cool Hand Luke. I think that would be mildly appropriate in this case.

Thanks to Bridget for the tip.