Prosecutor Scumbag Peepants tries to off himself

Prosecutor in sex sting arrest attempts suicide:

It seems that our favorite diaper wearing scumbag pedophile prosecutor John David “Roy” Atchison tried to off himself today. Let me get out the violin…

John David “Roy” Atchison, the Florida federal prosecutor indicted for allegedly flying from Pensacola, Fla., to Detroit to have sex with a 5-year-old girl, tried to hang himself early this morning at the Sanilac County Jail, officials confirmed.

The 4 a.m. suicide attempt came only one day after Atchison asked a federal judge to take him off a suicide watch and assured her he would not try to harm himself.

Atchison tied a sheet around his neck, but the suicide attempt was discovered by sheriff’s deputies before he had a chance to harm himself, Sheriff Virgil Strickler said today.

“One of the other inmates hollered that he was doing it,” and jail deputies responded quickly, Strickler said.

The inmate in the adjacent cell raised the alarm.

When I first caught this story on Topix I left a comment that said I wish he had finished the job but I now take that back. I want there to be a long and lengthy trial followed by the longest prison stay possible. I want him to live his hell every day for the rest of his life.

As an added bonus someone did a Yahoo search for Atchison’s MySpace handle “fldaddy04”. Besides my site it also brought up a message board called….ugh, I’m so disgusted…The PeeSearch Community. I was unable to access the user profile and I was not about to go through the requirements to view it. But there at least was a user on that board with the username fldaddy04. Draw your own conclusions.