Phoenix man missing after leaving for craigslist sale

Phoenix man missing after leaving for craigslist sale

Gustavo Martinez Gonzalez and his Ford F-150

ABC 15 in Arizona is reporting that 52-year-old Gustavo Martinez Gonzalez went missing after leaving to sell his truck on craigslist. Mr. Gonzalez was last seen on June 10th.

He is described as being 5 feet 6 inches tall, about 180-pounds with black hair and brown eyes.

He was last seen wearing a black T-shirt, black shorts, and black Puma sneakers. He is missing the top portion of his left index finger.

His truck is a 2012 Ford F-150 FX4. Gonzalez removed his license plate because he believed he was selling the vehicle.

Anyone with information about his whereabouts is asked to call the Phoenix Police Department’s Missing Persons Unit at 602-534-2121.

If you’re selling a vehicle on craigslist, I recommend not only meeting the buyer at a police station and taking someone with you in case there’s trouble. Ultimately, I would never recommend doing any business on craigslist.

I pray to God for Mr. Gonzalez’s safe return. Unfortunately, when a victim disappears from a craigslist deal, rarely do they return if ever I’m sorry to say.

Flight attendant charged with Phoenix Facebook rape of teen

Flight attendant charged with Phoenix Facebook rape of teen

Joshua James Kuhn

(Story broke 6/6/2017)

Eraserhead Chandler Bing up there is 24-year-old flight attendant Joshua James Kuhn. He is accused of allegedly raping a 17-year-old girl while wielding a machete. The victim went to the Phoenix apartment where Kuhn was after meeting another person on Facebook and agreeing to a date. Kuhn and two other men were also there. The victim tried to defend herself against Kuhn with a knife but Kuhn was able to disarm her. Kuhn is reportedly claiming that the sex was consensual and that ‘she said she was 18’, which is the age of consent in Arizona.

No matter how well your kids think they can defend themselves, nothing is ever absolute, and rarely do situations like that go as planned. Even at the tail end of their teenage years, kids still need to be reminded that not everyone they meet online is necessarily their friend no matter how nice they may seem, and scenarios like this should be avoided.

Neck tattoo accused of posting violent domestic assault on Snapchat

Neck tattoo accused of posting violent domestic assault on Snapchat

Christopher Conway

Back in olden times, I use to post stories about unintelligent criminals who would post their crimes on social media and then think that the police never look at such things. I’m not saying I invented that type of content, but after a while everybody started posting stories like that. So being the hipster crime blogger that I am I stopped, but on occasion a story in that vein compels me to post about it once again.

Take for example, our subject above, one 35-year-old Christopher Conway of Phoenix, Arizona. I mean that mugshot alone would probably want to make me post about him even if he was caught for jaywalking. Sadly, that’s not the crime that Conway was arrested for. He was arrested for allegedly violently assaulting his girlfriend and posting the heinous act on the mobile picture sharing app Snapchat.

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This wasn’t your ‘typical’ domestic violence either, not that domestic violence should ever be called typical but Conway is said to have gone to some brutally violent extremes…

According to court records, the alleged victim told police that Conway taped her hands, feet, and mouth up. The tapes, according to court documents, were removed and reapplied several times. Police also said the man used weapons, including knives, cigarettes, and a drill, which left various visible injuries. Conway reportedly placed a drill to the alleged victim’s head to tangle her hair.

Conway is said to have taken the woman’s phone and taken a picture of her naked and bound and posted it to Snapchat. When asked about the photo and the incident Conway reportedly replied that it was just “a game”. What fucking game involves knives, cigarettes and a drill? That sounds more like a biker gang initiation. Calling this “a game” is right up there with pedophiles saying they’re just ‘hanging out’ with children.

I have no tolerance for domestic abusers. They’re cowards who think that they have the right to abuse their partners, some even going as far to brag about it, which seems like what Mr. Neck Tattoo did here.

If you’re caught in abusive relationship and need help please contact The National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-SAFE. You don’t have to take it and you deserve better. There is no man or woman out there worth being tortured over.

Phoenix Facebook fiend sexually assaults girl half his age

Phoenix Facebook fiend sexually assaults girl half his age

Felix Joel Perez Fong

29-year-old Felix Joel Perez Fong, of Phoenix, Arizona, has been arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting an underage girl that he was friends with on Facebook. He is said to have met the victim at a family party before continuing to talk to the girl on Facebook where they exchanged explicit pictures. Reports say that Fong repeatedly mentioned that he knew the girl was half his age. So let’s assume that the victim was either 14 or 15, that’s still under the legal age of consent. Apparently the age difference wasn’t large enough to stop Fong from picking the girl up from school so they could have sex, or as it should be called child rape.

There’s nothing that’s not creepy about this story, from meeting the girl at a family party to picking the girl up at school for sex. If you’re not careful, this is who could be talking to your kids on Facebook. While kids are more likely to be abused by someone they know, like a friend of the family, doesn’t mean predators won’t use electronic means such as Facebook to groom their victims.

A corral of Kik kreepers

 Andre Martez Straughn

Andre Martez Straughn

39-year-old Andre Martez Straughn of Milton, Florida, was allegedly caught with over 50,000 child porn images, many of which were said to have been traded on Kik.

UPDATE 6/11/2016: Straughn has pleaded guilty to child porn charges. He is scheduled to be sentenced in August.
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Neck tattoo throws baby daughter in pool to teach her a lesson

Dad allegedly throws toddler into pool to teach her a lesson:

Corey McCarthy

When I was about 3 or 4 my family went on vacation somewhere. I was too young to remember where we were but what I do remember is that the hotel we stayed at had an indoor pool. Hotel pools are one of the most favorite things of children, at least they were 40 years ago. I was not a good swimmer and stuck to the kiddie pool. However my mom wanted to try to teach me how to swim. The shallow end of the pool couldn’t have been more than 3 feet deep but at that age it might as well have been 50 feet. When my mom let go so I could paddle on my own I sank like a rock. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life, watching my mom get farther and farther away from me. Luckily my dad swooped in to save the day and I was no worse for wear. While I don’t have a phobia of water I’ll never forget how scared I was that day. I imagine that’s how the 23-month-old daughter of Corey McCarthy of Phoenix, Arizona, must have felt.

McCarthy’s daughter is said to have accidentally dropped a five-week-old puppy into the pool where the puppy died. While tragic it doesn’t require what McCarthy allegedly did next. To ‘teach’ his daughter a lesson he flung her into the pool. You can see the video at the linked article. She definitely goes under the water. A woman was able to rescue the baby before there could be any permanent damage.

Now in my story I sank. This poor little girl was thrown into the water so the fall probably added an increased amount of terror. According to the girl’s mother, who is estranged from McCarthy she says there is a part of the video where he’s hosing his daughter down in what she calls a form of torture.

Usually this where I would put in what ‘they’ should do but supposedly McCarthy is in the jail’s infirmary after getting beat up. It wasn’t made clear by whom. I may or my not have had a smile on my face when I typed that.

Thanks to Stephan for the tip.

The craigslist horse creeperer

PHX man arrested for bestiality intentions after posting Craigslist ad:

Donald Waelde

Amy Farrah Fowler’s twin brother over there is 22-year-old Donald Waelde of Phoenix, Arizona. Police say that he placed an ad on craigslist in the missed connections section looking for a horse to ‘play with’. Waelde actually had someone respond to his ad. When he showed up to the meeting place a horse was there and everything. Except that the horse was a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office patrol horse and the man was an MCSO deputy. Prior to his arrest Waelde allegedly told the deputy that he wanted to have sex with the horse.

I’ve known some horse owners in my time and they all have one thing in common. They all adored their horses. I can’t imagine any horse owner out there thinking to themselves “I’m short on cash so I’m going to rent my horse out on craigslist so some stranger can fuck it.” Unless it’s someone who bought the animal for that particular reason.

Unfortunately bestiality is nothing new on craigslist. Hell, it’s not even new in Maricopa County. By my estimation this is their fourth arrest of an alleged craigslist animal fucker.

Since it’s a missed connections ad I wonder what it said. “You were grazing in your pen while I was behind a fence post with my pants around my ankles…” Again, nice userbase you have there craigslist.

UPDATE 4/27/2014: I don’t know why this is relevant but the media finds it necessary to tells us that Donald is transgender and identifies as a woman. The only thing that explains is why he looks like Mayim Bialik’s character from Big Bang Theory.

In an unrelated item according to those same reports say that Donald specifically wanted to fellate the horse.

AZ craigslist creeper caught in casual encounters

Logan Goodon Jr.

Logan Goodon Jr.

Man accused of trying to lure underage girl on Craigslist:

PD: Man arrested after posting ad on Craigslist for sex with minor:

This is at least the third craigslist creeper from Arizona that I’ve posted about this year. I’m officially declaring Arizona a hot spot (pun intended) for craigslist creepers.

The creeper in question this time is 33-year-old Logan Goodon Jr. from Phoenix. Police say that he allegedly placed an ad in craigslist’s casual encounters section looking to have sex with a teen. Goodon received a response from a 15-year-old girl and said that he wanted to have sex with the girl while recording it on his cell phone. He allegedly arranged to meet the girl at a restaurant, my guess would be one that had a drive-thru. Except when he went to the meeting place the 15-year-old was actually the Phoenix PD. According to reports Goodon admitted that he knew what he was doing was illegal.

Once again though this brings up the fact that these are the types of ads that are being posted in the casual encounters section of craigslist yet no one is outraged, no one is questioning craigslist about it and it almost seems to be just an accepted practice. That’s pretty sickening if you think about it.

Phoenix woman posed as pregnant teen on Facebook to rape teen boys

Jennifer Dempsey

Jennifer Dempsey

PD: AZ woman has sex with teens, fakes cancer to avoid arrest:

Jennifer Dempsey accused of faking cancer, having sex with minors:

35-year-old Jennifer Dempsey of Phoenix, Arizona was arrested recently for allegedly raping two boys, ages 14 and 16, that she met through Facebook. Now the news articles will say she ‘seduced’ or ‘had sex’ with the boys but let’s call it what it is, rape. It may be statutory rape but rape nonetheless. In case you’re wondering the age of consent in Arizona is 18.

Authorities say that Dempsey posed as a 16-year-old pregnant girl on Facebook and told both victims that she knew her parents. According to reports this shouldn’t be unusual since she’s a faker of epic proportions. According to police she also had her family convinced that she was suffering from cancer going as far to shave her head, buying wigs and having a chemotherapy port attached to her chest, albeit taped to her chest. She even tried using the cancer defense on police saying she was too ill to rape her victims.

Police believe that the rapes may have been going on for some time.

People with information related to the case are asked to contact the Phoenix Police Department’s Family Investigation Bureau at 602-534-2121 or Silent Witness.

Now there are going to be some douchebags out there who are going to say there’s no crime here. These are the same guys, and it’s always guys, who say I wish I was getting that tail at 15. You people, and I use that term loosely, are borderline pedo defenders. Yes I realize it’s actually called ephebophilia but a creeper by any other name is still a creeper. These are probably the same guys who call all women sluts. If this happened to my son when he was 14 I wouldn’t have been patting him on the back saying ‘Noice’. I would be at the courthouse every time this predator had an appearance to make sure that she was going to jail. As the old saying goes if this was a 35-year-old guy who ‘had sex’ with a 14-year-old girl we’d all be storming the jail house with pitchforks, torches and nooses.

Anybody who thinks this form or any form of child molestation is acceptable should do society a favor and kill themselves.

Mutton Chop Man Mulled as Marketplace Molester (craigslist)

Brian James McInerney

Brian James McInerney

Phoenix man arrested in sex solicitation on Craigslist

This is another one of those stories that I’m behind on. Anyway, Captain Sideburns up there is 47-year-old Brian James McInerney of Phoenix, Arizona. He was arrested back in Late December for allegedly trying to solicit teens for sex on craigslist. Thanks to the fine folks at KPHO we have McInereny’s ad. Get your emesis basins ready…

“Are you young and horney? M4W- 47 (N Phx). Hit me up quick as I am sure I will get flagged! I am fun, clean and descreet daddy type that would love to play with a high school girl. I can show you things you never knew existed! Interested? You know what to do.”

So let’s look at this logically. The ad poster had a feeling that he knew his ad was going to get pulled due to its content even though that’s doubtful. The reason I say it’s doubtful is because according to the article a 15-year-old girl did respond. Oh, did I mention that the ad had a pic of his junk coming out through his fly? You may want to get those basins again. What 15-year-old girl unless she was blind and no had sense of touch would find Ambrose Burnside here attractive?

Another 15-year-old girl contact McInerney through craigslist as well and the pair began to communicate through instant messenger. On those chats police say that he propositioned the girl for sex and once again put his package on display for her to see. That fifteen year old girl turned out to be the local police. They arrested him at a pre-arranged meeting place.

McInerney has been charged with luring a minor for sex exploitation, aggravated luring of a minor for sexual exploitation, and having facial hair that is a crime against humanity. Okay, I made that last one up but he should be charged with that too.

Again parents your teenage daughters have no reason for being on craigslist for anything. You may think it’s a great place to find your daughter a part-time job but that part-time job maybe living in a pit in the basement of a guy with bad mutton chops.