Methtard blows up trailer with kids inside

Trailer trash and chemistry don't mix

Meth lab explodes at Rock Hill home; Mother charged:

Police in Rock Hill, South Carolina arrested 37-year-old Sonya Sloan Burton after a meth lab in her trailer exploded causing $20K in damage. Wait, wouldn’t that mean the entire trailer? Anyway police say that Burton and some others were making meth in the trailer’s bathroom when it exploded.

At the time of the explosion there were four children in the trailer ages 18 and under, two of which were her kids.

Since I haven’t seen anything on the kids’ conditions I guess they are relatively ok. Except for the part where they were traumatized by their tweaker mom when their home blew up.

Thanks to my lovely and talented wife Jade for the tip.

Scary zombie clown burns kids with cigarettes

You mean she looks that way on purpose?

Mom arrested after sons hospitalized with burn marks, police say:

Rock Hill mom charged after sons found with burn marks:

Chalk one up to social Services for once. In Rock Hill, South Carolina Social Services were able to remove two boys, ages 4 and 5, from the home of 25-year-old Laura Barker. Again, she looks a lot more than 25. I guess it’s from being one of the undead.

Barker was arrested after it was discovered that she was allegedly burning both of her sons with cigarettes. The 4-year-old supposedly told his foster parents, after he was removed from the home, that an unidentified man was allowed to beat him with a broomstick.

I smoke. I’m not proud of that fact but I do. When my kids were growing up I didn’t want to smoke anywhere near them so they wouldn’t start smoking themselves. Not only that but I didn’t want to even accidentally burn them. Yet Zombo the Clown here was obviously within arms length with a cigarette in order to burn her kids.

What brand of smokes do you think zombie clowns like her use?

What ‘they’ should do is bound her arms and legs together than put an entire carton of cigarettes between her arms and legs and light them and let them slowly burn down so she can feel the same pain that she inflicted on her children all at once.

Thanks to Louisiana Lori for the tip.