The Trench Reynolds Report

Without truth there is no justice

27-year-old Christopher Kuhn, of Hamilton, New Jersey, is a heartless selfish bastard of the highest order. Not only did he allegedly cause the motor vehicle accident that killed his own 2-year-old son, but the reason he did it was so petty it’s almost hard to believe. Kuhn was said to have tried to shoplift a …

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HPD: Shoplifting mom abandons 1-year-old in Macy’s to flee police: Police in Houston, Texas arrested LaQuinta Latrice Kemp after she fled a Macy’s after allegedly being caught shoplifting. While making her escape police say that she hit a store employee and left a stroller behind that contained her 1-year-old son. Did I mention that this …

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Police say woman stripped to avoid arrest: Police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin tried arresting 35-year-old Julia E. Laack for allegedly shoplifting some beef jerky and a lighter. When police came to her home to arrest her she began screaming and swearing at her three children. She blamed one of her teen kids and threatened to beat …

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Mom Accused Of Leaving Baby In Hot Car To Go Shoplifting: Today’s kids in a hot car story comes to us from the wilds of West Virginia where they can never identify bodies because no has any teeth and they all have the same DNA. (I kid.) Anyway, in Wierton, WV 23-year-old Elizabeth Marie Lancaster …

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