The Trench Reynolds Report

All Crime Is Personal

Dad Left Babies Outside Dallas Strip Club, Cops Say: Look. I’m a guy. I used to be a guy who enjoyed strip clubs. I don’t think there is anything wrong with going to one AS LONG AS YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FREAKIN’ KIDS WITH YOU!!! Seriously what is wrong with you assclowns that keep doing …

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Dentist goes to strip club, leaves infant in car: I’ve been noticing a theme in my infrequent posts lately. People you would think are smart enough not to commit child abuse and neglect. First we had a lawyer, then a teacher, now we have a dentist. Now the joke is that dentists are just doctors …

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Police: Man left son in semi while visiting a strip club: 39-year-old Donald Crawford of Indianapolis was arrested last week for leaving his 5-year-old son in the cab of his semi while he went and drank at a strip club. Not only was he already allegedly drunk when he got to the club but he …

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